Magic Power Enthusiast Pillows

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Toadstools

'One eye of newt or two?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Desert Island BBQ

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"I can't believe he brought her."

"I said slime."

"What the hell took so long?"

Rocking Witches.

100% carbon neutral

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Broomstick crash.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"It's probably just seasonal."

Rocket and Witch Race

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Witch's Brew.

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Juggler and Illusionist

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror