Magic Wand Wielder T-Shirts

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Candle Portraits.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

Emma Watson

Guitar Hero.

I'm color blind, please help.

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

Magicians monkey.

House Plant Party

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

Men painting red and white.

Zen Voodoo

Artist

'I'm here to test the magic 8-ball.'

'Best Seller'

"With a wave of my magic wand, I declare all government programs free."

Don't tell me not to burn the candle at both ends --- Tell me where to get more wax! (Published previously on July 22, 2010).

Little did Fred know that he was igniting a corporate paper wad fight that would eventually cost the company 629 million in lost production time and force the closure of 21 branch offices.

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs

"I had no idea we had this kind of technology."

Witch Doctor

You’re too far north for never-never land … This is seldom-seldom land.

The magic wand that Merlin bought on E-Bay turned out to be a chop stick.

"I make big batches and freeze it."

'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'

"I am not a vengeful man, but I do enjoy a touch of retribution now and then."

"Ever wave one of these wands?"