Practitioner Of Magic Gifts

Zen Voodoo

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

Toadstools

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Desert Island BBQ

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"I can't believe he brought her."

Rocking Witches.

Primitive magician

100% carbon neutral

Broomstick crash.

"I said slime."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Quantum Psychic

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Rocket and Witch Race

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."