Magician Gifts

"Is there a doctor in the house, and more importantly, another magician?"

"You look tired. Have you been sawing another woman?"

"In the hat! In the hat!"

"But, can you help me quit smoking?"

'...Your eyes are getting heavy...Very,very heavy...WHOA! NOT THAT HEAVY!!'

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

'Doctor, are you certain this is an approved surgical technique?'

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"Either we split things down the middle or I stay in the hat."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'Sorry, but I can't tell you how I magically pop out of the hat: My contract has a non-disclosure clause...'

'There, Mr. Jason. You are now entered into our computer.'

At the secret door store.

"And now I'd like to pick a member of the audience so I can look clever and they can look stupid"

"What do you mean you've lost my other case?"

'Please do not try this at home, unless you have a strong alibi and a brilliant lawyer.'

"I have to know how it's done."

"Trevor made the fatal error of trying to teach a new dog old tricks."

Old dogs don't learn new tricks.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'I get it, but I'm an accountant. When you explain it to the board of directors, try to demystify the process.'

Losing a loved one is never easy. The trick is to make it look easy.

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

Although a bit off-putting at first, The Amazing Bill managed to ease patient anxiety during scans.

'Not here, Fred.'

'If you think that's something, wait 'till you see his card tricks.'

Witch reads book titled 'Cackle with Confidence'.

'Accounting trickes didn't work, so we had to resort to witchcraft.'

Bob's trick knee was an endless source of frustration.

'Just a little off the hips.'

'What went particularly well?'

Magician pulls snake out of hat.

My brother in law is a magician and he said this will do the trick.

'Pick a business card.'