Wands Gifts

Magicians monkey.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"But I use all of them!"

'I told you I knew what nine sevens is...'

Progress?

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

Paving over the window-box

A dog whose nose is a gun.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

Ancient Weapons

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

Really big bang

Panzer Hut.

'I went window shopping today. I came home with four double glazed units!'

"For health and safety reasons, the outer casing is no longer made of lead as we now know this is a very harmful metal."

'I'm here to test the magic 8-ball.'

"With a wave of my magic wand, I declare all government programs free."

Little did Fred know that he was igniting a corporate paper wad fight that would eventually cost the company 629 million in lost production time and force the closure of 21 branch offices.

Light Artillery

Medusa curling her snake hair with curling tongs

'Have you considered having double glacier installed?'

The art of wrapping.

"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"

'We're running over budget. Better board up all the other windows, too.'

'It's almost unfair. . . their swords aren't even pointy.'

'Em... Hang on a minute.'