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"I need you to mark another date on your calendar."

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Burning the midnight oil.

Working hours.

Working Late

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"I think that might have been one deadline too many for Tim!"

Deadline

Pull an all-nighter?

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

Hourglass Dumptruck

Deadlines, Inc.

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

Quicksands of time

"It's a pretty good resume, but I would have like to see more bells and whistles."

Outstanding Time Management

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!"

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

Drowning in Paper.

"Help! Set me free!"

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'The publisher wants to know how the article on the booming economy is coming along.'

Time Run