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Computer From Hell

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Burning the midnight oil.

Working hours.

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

Working Late

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

Deadline

Pull an all-nighter?

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

Deadlines, Inc.

'We are in a race against time and the auditors. Gentlemen...start your shredders!'

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

Quicksands of time

'It's all right, I'm just a little behind.'

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'The publisher wants to know how the article on the booming economy is coming along.'

Time Run

"I wrote another five hundred words. Can I have another cookie?"

"I have to get this project finished."

A business man sits at his office desk with trays that read 'going once, going twice... and gone.'

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

"I always put things off until the last minute."

"This project was a mismanaged rush job and woefully underfunded, but we did finish it on time and under budget."

"Look I'm half way through a meeting, this better be bloody important!"

"He's been working on that project non-stop."

In case of stress break glass.