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'Needs more challenge.'

"Haven't they oriented you yet, Swenson?"

'It's always good to see accounting on the ball.'

"Watch out for Cosgrove. He can flip on you at any moment."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Multi-tasking.

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

Friday 5.30pm.

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

"It's a pretty good resume, but I would have like to see more bells and whistles."

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

I'll be back.

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

While you were out...

"It's a stream of consciousness novel like 'Ulysses' I just sort of sat down and wrote it without even thinking of a plot have you had drink I', going to get a seat where do you come from it's hot in here I like blue do you like blue..."

"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!"

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

'Clever, Fenwick

'I've heard they don't do well outside captivity.'

Writer

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

'Excuse me, Mr. Jennings, but there's a gentleman here who wants to know if you'd mind him leaving some paperwork with you to go over.'

'Call me crazy, but I think my paperwork is actually following me.'

"Here's where you reassure me that this is work-related."

"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom."

"What a glorious day it is. I have put aside my work...it is just too beautiful a day to sit at my keyboard..."

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

Handicap

"Today, class, I'm proud to announce my tenure."