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"It's a pretty good resume, but I would have like to see more bells and whistles."

"Isn't Gracie getting a little old for bedtime stories?"

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Washing Line Walker

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

The Path

Circus

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Information Tightrope.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Missing you.

I avoided the layoff, but they transferred me to the high-wire act. At least it's steady work.

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

"It's a stream of consciousness novel like 'Ulysses' I just sort of sat down and wrote it without even thinking of a plot have you had drink I', going to get a seat where do you come from it's hot in here I like blue do you like blue..."

'Oh bugger cramp!'

"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!"

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."