Application Acrobat Gifts

"It's a pretty good resume, but I would have like to see more bells and whistles."

"Isn't Gracie getting a little old for bedtime stories?"

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

Washing Line Walker

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

The Path

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

Circus

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Information Tightrope.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Missing you.

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

"It's a stream of consciousness novel like 'Ulysses' I just sort of sat down and wrote it without even thinking of a plot have you had drink I', going to get a seat where do you come from it's hot in here I like blue do you like blue..."

'Oh bugger cramp!'

"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!"

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Trampoline Balance

A trapeze artist jumping into the arms of a vampire