Administrative Acrobat Gifts

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

'Excuse me, Mr. Jennings, but there's a gentleman here who wants to know if you'd mind him leaving some paperwork with you to go over.'

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

"I told him we needed more string."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Fed up with unnecessary bureaucracy?...what people don't appreciate is that if they don't fill out their C90D then how can we POSSIBLY know how many C90ds there ARE!

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

In one ear/Out the other.

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract..."

Translating . . . poetry.

Gymnast's Commute

"It's a pretty good resume, but I would have like to see more bells and whistles."

"It's a stream of consciousness novel like 'Ulysses' I just sort of sat down and wrote it without even thinking of a plot have you had drink I', going to get a seat where do you come from it's hot in here I like blue do you like blue..."

"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!"

For Sale: Red Arrow

Multitasking

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

'Needs more challenge.'

'Clever, Fenwick

Writer

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

Model Stealth Bomber.

Flight School.

"I've made a decision, Pauline, We're putting everything off till tomorrow."

A tightrope walker balances while holding hearts.

"Whenever someone scoffs at dreaming the impossible dream, I tell them to think of Bloomingdale's –the way it was long, long ago, and the way it is now."

"Today, class, I'm proud to announce my tenure."

'OK, good. I just wanted to be sure you were still on top of it.'

"A good employee never stops learning new skills."

'You're doing so well here, I've decided to replace you before you become irreplaceable.'

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

The Flea Circus.