Attention Acrobat Gifts

Looking for a gift that applauds the vibrant energy of attention acrobats? Our collection blends humor and creativity, perfect for those who master the art of balancing focus with flair. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, find something that celebrates their playful, dynamic nature and love for standing out amidst the chaos.

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"Are you O.K.? You're barely paying attention to your book, phone, show, laptop, and the crossword you started ten minutes ago."

"Are you O.K.? You're barely paying attention to your book, phone, show, laptop, and the crossword you started ten minutes ago." mockup

"Are you O.K.? You're barely paying attention to your book, phone, show, laptop, and the crossword you started ten minutes ago."

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"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

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'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.' mockup

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

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"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?" mockup

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

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'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.' mockup

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

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Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation. mockup

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

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'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,' mockup

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

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Translating . . . poetry.

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"It's a stream of consciousness novel like 'Ulysses' I just sort of sat down and wrote it without even thinking of a plot have you had drink I', going to get a seat where do you come from it's hot in here I like blue do you like blue..."

"It's a stream of consciousness novel like 'Ulysses' I just sort of sat down and wrote it without even thinking of a plot have you had drink I', going to get a seat where do you come from it's hot in here I like blue do you like blue..."

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"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!"

"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!" mockup

"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!"

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"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?" mockup

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

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Media Whore Raceway.

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For Sale: Red Arrow

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"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's." mockup

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

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'Needs more challenge.'

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'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.' mockup

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

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'Clever, Fenwick

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Writer

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'Excuse me, Mr. Jennings, but there's a gentleman here who wants to know if you'd mind him leaving some paperwork with you to go over.'

'Excuse me, Mr. Jennings, but there's a gentleman here who wants to know if you'd mind him leaving some paperwork with you to go over.' mockup

'Excuse me, Mr. Jennings, but there's a gentleman here who wants to know if you'd mind him leaving some paperwork with you to go over.'

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"Isn't it great? I found little 'Classroom Mode' switches behind their ears."

"Isn't it great? I found little 'Classroom Mode' switches behind their ears." mockup

"Isn't it great? I found little 'Classroom Mode' switches behind their ears."

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'It appears that your son's problems stem from attention deficit disorder.'

'It appears that your son's problems stem from attention deficit disorder.' mockup

'It appears that your son's problems stem from attention deficit disorder.'

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A tightrope walker balances while holding hearts.

A tightrope walker balances while holding hearts. mockup

A tightrope walker balances while holding hearts.

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"Whenever someone scoffs at dreaming the impossible dream, I tell them to think of Bloomingdale's –the way it was long, long ago, and the way it is now."

"Whenever someone scoffs at dreaming the impossible dream, I tell them to think of Bloomingdale's –the way it was long, long ago, and the way it is now." mockup

"Whenever someone scoffs at dreaming the impossible dream, I tell them to think of Bloomingdale's –the way it was long, long ago, and the way it is now."

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