Attention Adventure Gifts

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

The fate of the emigrant

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The experienced backpacker.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Cat box"

Easter Island legs

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

You Are Here

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Desert Island Meals.

Beach con-man.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Bite out of fishing pier.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Transylvanian backpackers.

World Tour.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'