Attention Architect Gifts

"Isn't it great? I found little 'Classroom Mode' switches behind their ears."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Worry tank

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

Pisa Hut.

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

'Aluminum siding will be used to cut costs in restoration at the U.S. Capitol.'

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

“It’s a pre-war building, but you’ll see they’ve kept most of the details.”

Builders.

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

Cathedral Made Safe.

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."