Appointment Architect Gifts

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Building giant sand pies.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

Giving feedback is a complex process.

"I love what you've done with him."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

"Donny's just going through a brutalist phase."

'My tutor kindly agreed to help!'

From Ant Farm to Ant Condo

"The subject of this never ending meeting was how to keep meetings short..."

'Motion seconded!' (golfers)

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

'How about, 'I am dynamic and results driven.'?' - 'It needs more 'pizazz', more 'sizzle'!' - 'What about, 'I am a dynamic, results driven, innovative, highly motivated team player.'' - 'Almost perfect...' - '...just swap 'team player' for 'chubby little

'I'm sorry...what other options are there?'

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

"Isn't it great? I found little 'Classroom Mode' switches behind their ears."

'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'

Workaholic loses his wife

Wedding Invites

"Any New Year's resolutions?" "I'm going to do better." "That's a nice sentiment but a little vague. Without a specific benchmark how'll you know you've met it?" "How'll I know I haven't?" "That's oddly logical." "And achievable."

"We'll need to vent your spleen."

Homo Sapiens: always searching for answers.

'Don't tell anybody, but it's 100% styrofoam!'

"It's the perfect work-from-home apartment because my office used to be here."