Schedule Architect Gifts

Workaholic loses his wife

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Building giant sand pies.

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

"Do I have many meetings today?"

God's Sticky Notes

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

'Am I the first one here?'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

Modern Parents

Time Clock

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

'When would work for you?'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."