Itinerary Architect Gifts

'Hmmm...Looks good.'

Tourists

Airlines

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Family members!

'Are we broke yet?'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

Planned service changes

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

A mental-health spot quiz, Al: "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single … Google search of travel websites"?

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

Sunset Attraction

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

"Have you decided where to travel?"

Dominoes