Schedule Architect Pillows

Workaholic loses his wife

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

Building giant sand pies.

'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'

"Do I have many meetings today?"

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

God's Sticky Notes

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

'Am I the first one here?'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'If that's my wife, pencil her in for Boxing Day.'

If I can have your attention, gentlemen- we have a heavy schedule.

Modern Parents

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

Time Clock

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'When would work for you?'

Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!