Alphabet Acrobat Gifts

'My mom said someday I'll grow up and go to college!' 'My mom can burp the alphabet. She learned how in college!'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Shampoo.

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I'm still pre-literate."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'I did it all from memory.'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."