Alphabet Acrobat Pillows

'My mom said someday I'll grow up and go to college!' 'My mom can burp the alphabet. She learned how in college!'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Shampoo.

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

"I'm still pre-literate."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'I did it all from memory.'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.

'Even my friends have noticed it! They see you out with other letters! But they never see me, unless you're there too! I just need a little space.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."