Verbal Acrobat Gifts

Translator

Shampoo.

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

Walkie Talkie Company CEO has in/out boxes labeled: Talk the talk, Walk the Walk.

Translating . . . poetry.

Dolphin tricks.

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"It's a stream of consciousness novel like 'Ulysses' I just sort of sat down and wrote it without even thinking of a plot have you had drink I', going to get a seat where do you come from it's hot in here I like blue do you like blue..."

"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!"

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

Multitasking

Cockfight of words

'And I have an overwhelming desire to be needed...'

"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

Writer

Auditioning for Finnegans Wake.

'At the Spoonerism cafe...' 'Ah - here comes my carrots and peas.'

'Relax, baby, and pay no attention to that old man behind you.'

"When he told me he was a high flyer I never dreamt he meant a trapeze artiste.'

A tightrope walker balances while holding hearts.

"Today, class, I'm proud to announce my tenure."

Sharp Tongue.

'Synchronised swimming.'

'You've got your ears shut again, haven't you?'

Home/work masks.

' Pol Meeting'

You ought to be in the funny papers, counselor. That was yet another hilarious objection. Overruled, of course.

'Ooh, that's better!'

'My mom said someday I'll grow up and go to college!' 'My mom can burp the alphabet. She learned how in college!'

'Use a basket? That's too much trouble.'