Literary Acrobat Gifts

Translating . . . poetry.

Phobias - Vertigo Books on the Top Shelf.

Shampoo.

"I told him we needed more string."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"It's a stream of consciousness novel like 'Ulysses' I just sort of sat down and wrote it without even thinking of a plot have you had drink I', going to get a seat where do you come from it's hot in here I like blue do you like blue..."

"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!"

'He has a learning disorder.'

Multitasking

For Sale: Red Arrow

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

'And I have an overwhelming desire to be needed...'

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

Writer

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

Flight School.

Model Stealth Bomber.

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.

Auditioning for Finnegans Wake.

"I'm taking you off the fish diet."

Multitasking

"When he told me he was a high flyer I never dreamt he meant a trapeze artiste.'

A tightrope walker balances while holding hearts.

"Today, class, I'm proud to announce my tenure."

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

"Are you O.K.? You're barely paying attention to your book, phone, show, laptop, and the crossword you started ten minutes ago."

'My mom said someday I'll grow up and go to college!' 'My mom can burp the alphabet. She learned how in college!'

'Dear John...there's no way to tell you this...'