Love Acrobat Gifts

A tightrope walker balances while holding hearts.

Shampoo.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Circus

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'He has really taken to the training.'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

Translating . . . poetry.

'This is Liam, Dad, one of the few people with a degree in both tree hugging and extreme cartwheeling.'

For Sale: Red Arrow

Multitasking

Hire Wire Act

'And I have an overwhelming desire to be needed...'

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.

Gymnasts

Writer

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

Auditioning for Finnegans Wake.

One Way Tightrope

"You were always subject to change without notice."

"When he told me he was a high flyer I never dreamt he meant a trapeze artiste.'

The Dread Arrows

Gymnastics.

"You did say you wanted more down-time."

"Oh, no! I typed up all my New Year's Resolutions without saving copies, only to drop them in the shredder by accident! Now I'll never remember them! How clumsy of me! Oh, well!"

"Whenever someone scoffs at dreaming the impossible dream, I tell them to think of Bloomingdale's –the way it was long, long ago, and the way it is now."

Home/work masks.

I love gymnastics

The Flea Circus.

"Are you O.K.? You're barely paying attention to your book, phone, show, laptop, and the crossword you started ten minutes ago."

'Dear John...there's no way to tell you this...'