Emotion Acrobat Gifts

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Wall St. or True Love.

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Comedy and tragedy masks

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"Feel better, dear?"

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

Classic Emojis for sale.

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

Medical Cabinet

Body Language - "Guess why I'm annoyed."

"See how controlling he is?!"

Profit Chart with Happy and Sad Faces.

'You are crazy, but in a NICE way.'

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

"You keep everything bottled up inside."

"He's gonna be bad for business."

"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"

The invention of a hat that reveals emotions

'And then, get this: she tells me I compartmentalize my feelings!'

'I cry a lot.'

Prozac, Lexapro and Lithium.

'I wear safety glasses at work and I still don't feel safe.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

Major and minor keys

'My emotions used to run wild. Now they just wander around the house all day bumping into things.'