Emotion Embracer Gifts

Gone were the days of emotional restraint.

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Congratulations!

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"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

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Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

Sinead O'Connor.

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

"You know, honestly I see it as half full."

Life is more than I can bear phobia.

Change is good.

"I see a couple of chairs over there by the naked guy working on his laptop."

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"She's been seeing a very good grief counselor."

"We live here. We just dress this way to fit in."

'I'm putting you on a forced exercise program of walking. Hand over your driver's license!'

'Peace'

"Things are opening up...and just when I was beginning to really embrace my boredom. "

It gets easier.

"Ouch! I still can't get the hang of this new technology!"

'I felt that!'

'So, how's the anger management course going, then?'

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'It was okay, but they sure impose a lot of deadlines!'

"Bedtime! It's nice to be getting dressed."