Imagination Embracer Gifts

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Summertime.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Congratulations!

Jackson Pollock the Spider

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"I'm a professional organizer. At home, I like to relax."

Welcome home from the lake! I need a shower! Ditto! Hey! How about a hug first? I need a shower! I can smell the love!

Courtney Love

"Can't find your office, doc?"

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

'I'm all about quantity.'

"He and I connected physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, humorously, technologically, and self-destructively."

Writer

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'We've got a problem - They're starting to enjoy it.'

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

You can keep your surroundings clean and well-organized, but that won't stop life from sometimes getting very messy.

The Creative Process

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.