Positivity Embracer Gifts

Life is more than I can bear phobia.

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Congratulations!

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

You Know You're Old When...

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

"Frankly, it would be hard to beat being a bird flying around on such a glorious sunny day!"

The Last Dinosaur: States with Gay Marriage Bans.

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

"Hey, Merle, table 8 wants ham and eggs. . . Errr. . . chocolate!"

"You know, honestly I see it as half full."

Change is good.

This Is Your Life

At least you didn't marry him.

"I see a couple of chairs over there by the naked guy working on his laptop."

Coronavirus 100k Deaths

Let It All Hang Out In Celebration. . .

"She's been seeing a very good grief counselor."

"We live here. We just dress this way to fit in."

'Oh s**t, I've been offered a job!'

'Peace'

"I shall choose to be happy."

Gone were the days of emotional restraint.

Smiles are Contagious.

"Ouch! I still can't get the hang of this new technology!"

It gets easier.

'I felt that!'

'My car didn't start this morning.'