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"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Congratulations!

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"Baldo, we need to talk."

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

'Please excuse my mother, this is my first interview.'

'Oh, Harold...How can I face our family and friends knowing you're a crossdresser?!'

'And Rachel, if you're not back by midnight, this video of you taking a bath in our kitchen sink when you were 2 is getting posted on Youtube.'

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Coronavirus 100k Deaths

"We live here. We just dress this way to fit in."

'Well, are you wearing clean underwear or not?'

"Things are opening up...and just when I was beginning to really embrace my boredom. "

"So they wanted the bathroom?"

'Peace'

"Public display of rejection"

"I wouldn't say you embarrassed yourself. It was more like social self-immolation."

"How embarrassing. Please, just leave me home next time you go to the Laundromat."

"Oh, man! Why did I climb this stupid tree? Now I'm stuck and here comes Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school."

'You have a zit where?'

'Honey, you know last night when you were 'dancing like nobody's watching'...'

Gone were the days of emotional restraint.

"I feel I ought to tell you I'm just the receptionist."

"It's sundown. Where is he? Did I tell him sundown or sunrise? I said sunrise...I must look ridiculous."

'Don't be so paranoid. We're not gossiping about what happened to you yesterday ... at 11:43 am.'

"Ouch! I still can't get the hang of this new technology!"

'I felt that!'

"My preference is for someone who's afraid of closeness, like me."