Embarrassment Enthusiast Gifts

'Please excuse my mother, this is my first interview.'

'And Rachel, if you're not back by midnight, this video of you taking a bath in our kitchen sink when you were 2 is getting posted on Youtube.'

"Baldo, we need to talk."

'Well, are you wearing clean underwear or not?'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

'Ah, it seems that I've completely misjudged the mood of the evening.'

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

'I don't care how educationally beneficial you guys may thing it is, I am not showing you the girl's video. That's what google's for.'

"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

"I'm not going into college today, I don't feel enough sense of outrage."

"Having received your offer of friendship, and after due consideration and given the fact that I don't know you from a bar of soap, I must inform you that I will be declining your request."

"Damn it, when things were going well there was nothing but eye contact."

'Damned tourists.'

"You smell like wet cardboard."

Group therapy for the socially retarded.

'You've got to wonder what goes on in their heads...'

'Have a nice day! See you later!'

Suffering from awkward bastard syndrome...please help.

"I'm just seeing if there's anything to be outraged at."