Attitude Acrobat Gifts

Home/work masks.

"Could you keep still?"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Giraffe Portrait

Circus

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

The Surly Yoof

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!"

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

Hire Wire Act

For Sale: Red Arrow

'And I have an overwhelming desire to be needed...'

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

Writer

A gymnast holding a balloon

One Way Tightrope

"Oh, no! I typed up all my New Year's Resolutions without saving copies, only to drop them in the shredder by accident! Now I'll never remember them! How clumsy of me! Oh, well!"

"Whenever someone scoffs at dreaming the impossible dream, I tell them to think of Bloomingdale's –the way it was long, long ago, and the way it is now."

A tightrope walker balances while holding hearts.

Whatever

"Today, class, I'm proud to announce my tenure."

The great pyramid of geezers!

The Flea Circus.

I'm BAD deal with it

"Are you O.K.? You're barely paying attention to your book, phone, show, laptop, and the crossword you started ten minutes ago."

'Dear John...there's no way to tell you this...'

Pieces of a totem pole jump of a seesaw

Tonight's Training - Post-Try Celebrations