Romantic Acrobat Gifts

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Shampoo.

Robocop and Juliet.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

"Am I looking happy or sad in the appropriate places?"

Translating . . . poetry.

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

'And I have an overwhelming desire to be needed...'

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.

Writer

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

Auditioning for Finnegans Wake.

"Oh, no! I typed up all my New Year's Resolutions without saving copies, only to drop them in the shredder by accident! Now I'll never remember them! How clumsy of me! Oh, well!"

'But remember - just because I said you were wrong doesn't mean I don't love you.'

On the start position

A tightrope walker balances while holding hearts.

Gymnastics.

"I'll never forget you, Steve - unless somebody wipes my memory, of course."

'Of course I've been considering your proposal - You're on the short list '.

The Flea Circus.

Robot and Radio

The summertime sport

'Dear John...there's no way to tell you this...'

'Sorry -- I never interface on the first date.'

'He's gone off me-he had a FULL tank!'

Translator

"I'm dating a 50-year-old woman! I need prescriptions for erectile dysfunction drugs and medical marijuana."

"Robots these days really can do anything."

'Don't tell me-you're the famous Grimaldi acrobatic troupe, right?'

Jealousy of General's Medal for Love

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Phobias - Vertigo Books on the Top Shelf.