Literary Acrobats Gifts

Man reading two books at once

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Shampoo.

Introducing...Anagraman.

'He's maturing early.'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Could you keep still?"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Washing Line Walker

Circus Act

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

The Path

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Fly Artist

Circus

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"Support the head."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Information Tightrope.

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Missing you.

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

Translating . . . poetry.

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"The Flying Wallendas at home"