Literary Acrobats Gifts

Man reading two books at once

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Shampoo.

Introducing...Anagraman.

'He's maturing early.'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Could you keep still?"

Washing Line Walker

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Circus Act

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

The Path

Fly Artist

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Circus

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Information Tightrope.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"Support the head."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Missing you.

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

Translating . . . poetry.

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

'Oh bugger cramp!'