Acrobatic Adventurer Gifts

Grandstander!

'She's in a mood, watch what she grabs hold of'

'I hate a show-off.'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

A Human Pyramid

A martial artist doing a one-handed handstand

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Back to school.

Football

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"Where the wild things were."

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Shoot For The Moon

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Circus

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Farmer's Market.

Odd Mortarboards.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'