Acrobatic Aspirant Gifts

'So you won't be coming, Mother?'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Could you keep still?"

Giraffe Portrait

Circus

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

Dolphin tricks.

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

'This is Liam, Dad, one of the few people with a degree in both tree hugging and extreme cartwheeling.'

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

Hire Wire Act

Graceful, for a big man....

Tightrope #2 Tightrope walker faced by an aggressive vulture

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

A gymnast holding a balloon

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.

Gymnasts

After his 'Activity Weekend' Uncle Reg was a changed man.

Zippo and Beppo

'Help wanted: Various positions available'

One Way Tightrope

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Trapeze Safety,

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'

Gymnastics.

"You did say you wanted more down-time."

"When he told me he was a high flyer I never dreamt he meant a trapeze artiste.'

"You were always subject to change without notice."