Reading Acrobat Gifts

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Shampoo.

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

Washing Line Walker

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

The Path

Circus

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Information Tightrope.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

Missing you.

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

I avoided the layoff, but they transferred me to the high-wire act. At least it's steady work.

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

"It's a pretty good resume, but I would have like to see more bells and whistles."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

Translating . . . poetry.

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

'Oh bugger cramp!'

"It's a stream of consciousness novel like 'Ulysses' I just sort of sat down and wrote it without even thinking of a plot have you had drink I', going to get a seat where do you come from it's hot in here I like blue do you like blue..."

"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!"

Trampoline Balance

"My bad."

A trapeze artist jumping into the arms of a vampire

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

Trapeze Artists