Alphabet Artist Gifts

A dog barking.

GGGGG. F. E. It looks like the network is being upgraded.

Punch Initials - H

I don't need a cell phone...I'm going to text message you in the alphabet soup!

'I did it all from memory.'

A flock of M's, four V's, a flock of W's, three N's and a Q.

'Mum! Andrew's swearing with the alphabet soup again...!'

'Mummy! Darren's making rude words in his alphabet soup!'

'I think it needs more punctuation.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

A stylized man in pyjamas

Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?