Alphabet Artist T-Shirts

A dog barking.

Punch Initials - H

I don't need a cell phone...I'm going to text message you in the alphabet soup!

'I did it all from memory.'

A flock of M's, four V's, a flock of W's, three N's and a Q.

'Mum! Andrew's swearing with the alphabet soup again...!'

'Mummy! Darren's making rude words in his alphabet soup!'

'I think it needs more punctuation.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

A stylized man in pyjamas

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.