Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."
Alphabet Gifts
Looking for a gift that makes the alphabet fun and memorable? Explore our collection of products highlighting the ABCs in a delightful, witty way. Perfect for teachers, students, or anyone who loves words and learning. Each item brings a touch of educational charm and clever design, transforming the simple alphabet into something special and joyous. Whether for decor or daily use, these gifts celebrate the building blocks of language with humor and style.
Alphabetical Disorder
Monster in shape of letter C.
'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'
'Think Basics.'
'You seem to have everything from A to Z.'
Road signs display consecutive alphabet letters R, S, T, and U.
"A reading from the first letter of Paul to the Corinthians..."
C World
"Exhibit 'A'."
"Not this time, Y"
"Here he comes. Wanna bet he brings up xylophones?"
Punch Initials - W
Punch Initials - T
Punch Initials - S (or O)
Zygote! Ernie always has to have the last word.
GGGGG. F. E. It looks like the network is being upgraded.
Pirate boy reciting the alphabet
"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."
Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.
I'm Bored With Educational Toys
A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.
"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."
'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'
"I'm still pre-literate."
"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."
Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.
"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."
"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"
"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."
"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."
'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'
'A is for Arse.'
'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'
'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'
Alphabet Gifts Collection
Alphabet Mugs
Explore a delightful range of alphabet-themed mugs that make every sip a fun learning moment. Find the perfect one for word lovers and educators alike.
Alphabet Pillows
Bring a playful literary touch to your decor with alphabet-themed pillows. Comfortable, clever, and charming—ideal for beds, sofas, or reading corners.
Alphabet Prints
Decorate your space with our vibrant alphabet prints. These clever, colorful artworks make a perfect gift for word enthusiasts and literacy lovers alike.
Alphabet T-Shirts
Discover our alphabet-inspired T-shirts that combine wit, style, and a love of words. Great for casual wear and perfect for showing off your literacy pride.