Alphabet Pillows

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Alphabetical Disorder

Monster in shape of letter C.

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

'Think Basics.'

'You seem to have everything from A to Z.'

Road signs display consecutive alphabet letters R, S, T, and U.

C World

"Exhibit 'A'."

"Not this time, Y"

"Here he comes. Wanna bet he brings up xylophones?"

Punch Initials - W

Punch Initials - T

Punch Initials - S (or O)

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I'm still pre-literate."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

'I did it all from memory.'

'How many words per minute do you type?'