Bank Account Acrobat Gifts

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

"It's a pretty good resume, but I would have like to see more bells and whistles."

"It's a stream of consciousness novel like 'Ulysses' I just sort of sat down and wrote it without even thinking of a plot have you had drink I', going to get a seat where do you come from it's hot in here I like blue do you like blue..."

"It's the first week of school and already I have a 10-page report due tomorrow!"

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

'Needs more challenge.'

'Clever, Fenwick

'Excuse me, Mr. Jennings, but there's a gentleman here who wants to know if you'd mind him leaving some paperwork with you to go over.'

"Today, class, I'm proud to announce my tenure."

"A good employee never stops learning new skills."

'OK, good. I just wanted to be sure you were still on top of it.'

Classic Car Auction: "I think I'm having an out-of -money experience."

ATM saying 'Game Over.'

'It's always good to see accounting on the ball.'

'Want it all' queue in a bank.

The Economic Crisis

"Isn't Gracie getting a little old for bedtime stories?"

"Haven't they oriented you yet, Swenson?"

'Is it out of order or out of money?'

'My mom said someday I'll grow up and go to college!' 'My mom can burp the alphabet. She learned how in college!'

"Raising the level of interest, soes raise my level of interest."

"I've heard that this account handler is particularly resistant to new ideas."

"Mum!"

"Tia Carmen, you can't keep your savings in a coffee can! You need to divide your assets and diversify your accounts."

'I'd like to apply for a credit card. I'm tired of my cheques bouncing.'

'Don't spend money I don't have, eh! Always, a simple solution to a complex problem!'

"Yes, you deposit is federally insured, but only up to six dollars. Now, how would you like that?"

"In examining out books, Mr. Mathews promises to use generally accepted accounting principles, if you know what I mean."

'A kitten is the surprise gift for new customers.'