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'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

An Aeronaut Scratching his Head over a Difficult Problem

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Model Stealth Bomber.

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

Flight School.

'...he's not really flying it's just the extra skin between his arms and legs.'

"I told him we needed more string."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'He's maturing early.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Could you keep still?"

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Circus Act

Washing Line Walker

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

The Path

Fly Artist

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Circus

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

"Support the head."

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Information Tightrope.

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Missing you.

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Dolphin tricks.

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."