Freeze Fighters Gifts

Cold

'Cold this morning, isn't it?'

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Snow is falling...

A street fight.

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Frost advisory tonight.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Wrestling Champion.

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

'Hey you take that outside.'

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

Reindeer Family Portraits.

'He has a real quiet way about him...until the feed runs out.'

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

On the Ice.

'Careful, that's you're own leg you are breaking.'

Shadow Punch

"So if you don't mind, I'll just go ahead and read out each slide word for word in a droning monotone until you all yearn for the sweet release of death."

'Actually, his strength is as the strength of ten because he fights dirty.'

'Mister, I'm an organized labour, and if you don't want to hire me just because I'm no Reindeer, I'll sue you because of discrimination!'

'All these gloves I got for Christmas make great frost protectors.'