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Cold

'Cold this morning, isn't it?'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

Snow is falling...

A street fight.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

Wrestling Champion.

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

'It's the paperwork you need to fill out to show that we're focussing on patients needs.'

'Hey you take that outside.'

'Careful, that's you're own leg you are breaking.'

On the Ice.

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

Shadow Punch

'He has a real quiet way about him...until the feed runs out.'

"So if you don't mind, I'll just go ahead and read out each slide word for word in a droning monotone until you all yearn for the sweet release of death."

'All these gloves I got for Christmas make great frost protectors.'

'Actually, his strength is as the strength of ten because he fights dirty.'

'Mister, I'm an organized labour, and if you don't want to hire me just because I'm no Reindeer, I'll sue you because of discrimination!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Repair anything lifted by frost.

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