Frost Fighter Gifts

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'All these gloves I got for Christmas make great frost protectors.'

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

The Gardener's Calendar: Repair anything lifted by frost.

'If anything can protect that plant from the frost it's my wife's best coat'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Vaccine

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Flu Vaccine.

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"This feels so familiar."

710

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

Trick or Treatment.

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Hourglass earth - time running out

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

'Hey you take that outside.'

'You don't want to eat me. I have Bird Flu.'

Air catarrh.

Melted But Not Forgotten

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

"I'll have the chicken Tamiflu."