Frost Fighter Gifts

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'All these gloves I got for Christmas make great frost protectors.'

"Have you seen my hot water bottle?"

Frost advisory tonight.

The Gardener's Calendar: Repair anything lifted by frost.

'If anything can protect that plant from the frost it's my wife's best coat'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Vaccine

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

Flu Vaccine.

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

710

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"This feels so familiar."

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

Trick or Treatment.

Hourglass earth - time running out

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Here comes someone now. If we're lucky they haven't had their fly shot, or won't wash their hands!"

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

Air catarrh.

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

'You don't want to eat me. I have Bird Flu.'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Melted But Not Forgotten

"Each time someone enters this house, they'll be doused in antibacterial soap. It's just during the flu season."

'Hey you take that outside.'