Framing Fan Gifts

"Framing is fine, but my passion is drywall."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Raptures

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

En garde!

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Starvation Watching

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Scientists building a tower

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

EU

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Boris Johnson vs Corona

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

En-guard dog.

"Date night again already?"

"I Win!!!"

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'