Framing Gifts

"Painting was her love, but framing was her passion."

'The degrees? They're phony! I just like to show off what I made in the framing course I took.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

Candid Camera store.

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Say hello to my little friend."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

The star hunters

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"Not fair! Being really into movies is my thing!"

Star Wars Audience

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'