Framed Art Fan Gifts

Portrait Gallery

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

Wagging Dog

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Pharaoh Cocoon

Picasso: The Early Years

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Viggo Mortensen

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

About the potter.

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Cubism Model

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Alberto Giacometti.

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Munch Master.