Regal Art Fan Gifts

Queen Anne

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

Pharaoh Cocoon

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"Habanero ..."

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

The Land Before Mimes.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

About the potter.

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

The drinker.

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Munch Master.

Frontispiece for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

'It's amazing - the arrows seem to follow you around the cave'

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'