Framer Gifts

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Painting was her love, but framing was her passion."

"Who cuts your mattes?"

"I'm getting notes of 2 x 4."

Framing. Folks, how about leaving two inches between the picture and frame? More! No, less! the border is a very controversial subject.

"It was him"

"I've never worked at a picture gallery before..."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

'I like the frame.'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

A man swinging upside down by his legs on a scaffolding frame.

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

'No,he isn't our founder. The picture came with the frame.'

"It's a forgery, alright! And by the looks of it... a fairly recent one."

"But is it..?"

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

Portrait Gallery

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"And now it's time for the 0'Malley family remake of Battleship Potemkin!"

I always frame yours, J.B.

'Well... the frame is nice.'

Artists without borders.

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

'Great poker faces.'

'I'd like to buy a frame that adds youth to a portrait.'

Tongue 'Depressors'

"That's the first dollar I've ever made. Someday, I hope to make another."

"Dad, not now!"

'I like the frame.'

"Don't be silly, Semira...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'The degrees? They're phony! I just like to show off what I made in the framing course I took.'

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