Fitness Reframers Gifts

"I hate gym...but I started liking it more when I think of it as a health club paid for by the government."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"It's true: no more burpees."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Exercising

Fitness Programme for babies

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Yoga with Baby

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

Keep Fit.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Sisyphus during Covid

Exercise Bars

Reasonableman

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."